Our theme song, sung by Nancy Wilson, includes the line, "Love has many faces and I mean to kiss every one," so this might be a long movie. We begin on a beach in Acapulco as the body of a young beachside gigolo, Billy Andrews, washes up on shore. The police assume suicide—his last words the night before as he headed out to sea were, "I want to find where the sun goes down"—but leave open the possibility of murder. He's wearing a bracelet with the words, "Love is thin ice" engraved on it, which is traced to rich American socialite Kit Jordan (whom we discover later made headlines years ago as Kathryn Lawson Chandler when she got an abortion) who lives in a gorgeous house above the beach. She admits to having had a fling with Kit before her recent marriage to Pete Jordan, himself a former golddigging beach boy who lives off of Kit's money. In fact, it seems that the entire beach is filled with tanned, well-built, Speedo-clad beach boys out to give rich American women a good time, for a price. Kit and Pete are unsettled and snarky to each other. She notes that when there are others around, "we don’t zing, zing, zing each other." He replies, "We just drink, drink, drink." Hank is another beach boy (maybe beach bum is a better word as he is near 40) who is currently mentoring the young (20-something) Chuck. Hank latches onto the vacationing middle-aged Margot which leaves Chuck with her friend Irene. The group is soon joined by Carol, Billy's fiancĂ©e, searching for answers concerning Billy's death. Kit resents her presence (as Carol verges on blaming Kit for Billy's death) but Pete takes a shine to the innocent young Carol and the two embark on a dragged-out "will they or won’t they" game of guilty flirtation. Back at Hank's place, he seduces the very willing Margot then snaps a picture of her sleeping naked in his bed to use as blackmail to get more money out of her. For her part, Margot lets him know she was willing to bankroll him indefinitely, but his tactics have turned her against him. Chuck, who is not as hard-edged yet, gets disillusioned seeing what Hank has resorted to. Our central triangle (Kit, Pete, and Carol) gets sorted out in a climax which involves all concerned present at a matador training session which turns potentially deadly.
I was having a hell of a lot of fun during this movie's first two-thirds: sun, sand, ocean, cocktails, women in bikinis and, most importantly, men in bathing suits. It's prime soap opera material and the actors are all game. Lana Turner, in one of her last big movie roles, still looks great and is perfect as the bitchy but suffering rich lady. It's a little unclear how much we're supposed to like or dislike her, but ultimately I think she has to suffer a bit too much by the end (mild spoiler: Pete finally does reform and agrees to get a paying job). Cliff Robertson (Pete), only a couple of years younger than Turner, is just as good as the "hero," accepting of being kept by his wife but also restless and, once Carol enters the picture, a bit ashamed. The manly, hairy-chested Hugh O'Brian (Hank) walks a nice line between being proud of being a gigolo and coming to realize that he may be getting a bit old for the part. Stefanie Powers (Carol) comes up a bit short, partly because the role is not fleshed out very well. Also, as a supporting player, she comes in second to Ruth Roman (Margot) who gives an excellent performance in a role she probably could have phoned in. Ron Husmann is very cute and sweet as the newbie Chuck, and Virginia Grey is fine as Irene. Ricardo Montalban's brother Carlos has a small role as a matador.
I was never quite able to decode the Kit/Pete relationship. It seems like the screenwriter, Marguerite Roberts (who later scripted True Grit) couldn't decide if one or the other was to blame for their mildly decadent entanglement. Traditionally, we'd blame the woman for emasculating the man, but here, both come off as rather numb to their situation, and Pete's traditional masculinity doesn't really seem threatened. Partly due to this, the movie doesn't, for me, hit the camp mark; it's all a little too serious with no one, not even Turner, going over the top (even though Turner has a dozen fabulous costume changes and was dressed by the legendary Edith Head). However, as other viewers have noticed, the film could be mined today for queer content as Hank and Chuck, usually seen together, chests glistening in their Speedos, come very close to coming off as an on-the-lowdown gay couple, with Chuck giving Hank some worshipful glances now and then. The only real misstep is the last fifteen minutes—the bull training segment drags on and on and provides an overly melodramatic climax. But I'm just quibbling here; I quite liked this and could make it regular summer viewing. At top right, Turner and Robertson; at left, O'Brian and Husmann. [Amazon Prime]













